As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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