dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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