how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
