She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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