I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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