How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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