I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He did a backflip because drugs
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