I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize