I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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