Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think I sprained my soul last night
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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