So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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