Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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