i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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