I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
