The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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