Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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