There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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