drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
