i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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