Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
