The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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