So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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