As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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