i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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