C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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