but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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