I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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