Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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