people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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