yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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