Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Vodka?
Forever.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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