Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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