I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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