Who did Billy Mays play for?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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