listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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