if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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