So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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