butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i came on her dog
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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