Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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