So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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