Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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