You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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