I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
