i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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