Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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