They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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