Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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