your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize
