Nicole vs. Life
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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