38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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