Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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