**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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