Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
is wine microwaveable?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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